South Park is a television show that comes on at midnight where I live. I’m always up at night so most of the time midnight, one, two, three ‘o clock in the morning there is nothing to watch. My addiction started from this habit of being up all night and browsing the channels. The first time I watch “South Park” I couldn’t stop laughing. I was telling my sister,”You have to see this show where these little cartoon boys be cursing and doing dumb things.” She was like “You are so late, that show been on and I been watching that.” I was mad at first cause she was told me l was late and to hype, but then I was kind of happy too because I wasn’t the only addicted. Anyway, my favorite character in the show is Cartman. Cartman is short stubby and always telling jokes and cursing. His voice is so hilarious you would laugh just listening to him talk. The person I least like is Cindy she doesn’t nothing funny at all. She makes Stan do funny things because he likes her, but she doesn’t do funny things because she likes him. My favorite episodes is when they have someone act like Michael Jackson and when Cartman goes on the Maury show acting like out of control teenage girl.

When people snore they sound like lawn mowers. I hate sleeping with people that snore, I don’t get no sleep at all. So today I researched “snoring” so I can see if there is a cure for snoring and what causes snoring. I wouldn’t want to tell the people I dearly love,”huh? You want to spend a night? Ummm… I have alot to do in the morning, uh so I don’t want to wake you up by making alot of noises. So I guess u should stay home maybe next time, I guess.” I don’t want to be up all night, but I don’t like lying to people I dearly love. Anyway what I found about snoring is that people who snore probably have a sleeping disorder called “Sleep Apnea” when breathing is interrupted during sleep. There are some ways you can prevent from getting sleep apnea are, if you’re over weight lose some lol (laughing out loud) but seriously you should lose some weight and remain healthy. You can also sleep on your side or stomach with your head raised 4 to 6 inches form the bed and don’t eat 3 hours before bedtime. Research also states that men snore more than women“( ha ha). My opinion is that people who snore  go get it checked out, you’re irritating. I have dealt with snoring when I was younger for years. (years I tell you) My older sister (who remain anonymous or she will kill me) and I used to share a room. We had bunk beds and she slept on the bottom and I had the top. When she would be sleeping she would lay on her stomach AND SNORE LOUDLY! So since my head was on the pillow and over top of her, I came to the conclusion that her SNORING LOUDLY went straight to my ears and I could never sleep.

But my sister as well as others deny that they don’t snore while they sleep. There are a lot of effects if you don’t act quickly and stop being in denial about snoring. You can die, lose your concentration , are more likely at risk for a heart attack, stroke, etc. If people are telling you that you snore loudly, go get it checked out, relationships comes to an end because of snoring, don’t let that be you.

*Warning-Thisstory may be based on true events that happened, probably about you. If it is stay off myspace and get a new hobby

- Hey girl are you ready?

- Not yet. I just have to check my myspace page again.

-You have a myspace?

-Yeah. Why you do too?

-Yeah.

-Oh yeah. I forgot to introduce you to. Tamika this is my cousin Sharice. Sharice, Tamika, Tamika Sharice. Now what are you doing on myspace that’s so important?

-I met this boy. We be sending each other messages and I want to see if he wrote me back.

-What boy? Tamika you are always meeting somebody.

-Some boy name James. He’s tall brownskin, cute and he play on Gratz basketball team.

-He plays on Gratz basketball team?

- Yeah. Why?

-I thought my boyfriend was the only James that palys on Gratz basketball team. Can I see his profile?

-Sure. Here it is.

-That’s James, Tiff. I çan’t believe this Sugar Honey Ice Tea. Click on my page. See I’m his first friend and he’s mine. You didn’t see his status in a relationship?

-Yeah but he told me that he put that up so girls would stop harassing and he said you was his cousin.

-What? Cousin my “a” double “s”. Write him and tell him you want to meet up with him and I going to be there. We are going to get his cheating behind.

                                               To be continued……

             What A Cool Kid

This unborn baby you can assume he’s going to be cool. Not even a day old he’s holding up peace sign in the womb.  This kid probably thinking hey world I’ll be out their soon don’t sweat it.  His parent must have been cool kids in school if there child is cool in the womb.  You can tell that there child is probably going to be silly because if he or she is putting up the peace sign in the womb. The child is probably tired of people snapping pictures of them and there not even out the womb yet. Look at me I’m posing for the camera.  LOL (Laughing out Loud) . The baby is probably thinking I wonder how many picture are there going to take of me once I’m born. These parents don’t know it yet but they have a model on the way. Oh No! Mommy is going to be mad I just did a number two in her belly and I have no where to put. Its those buffalo wings she keep eating. I told her when I kicked her that I don’t like spicy foods. I’m going to fat when I come out the way she’s eating but its okay because I’m be a cry baby. You want keep feeding me spicy foods when i warned that they burn my butt so I’m going to keep crying while your trying to sleep.

That’s why South Park is one of my favorite t.v. show’s because of Cartman.

In a blog I read today “What does my girlfriend think?”was very amussing. This guy  writes about the activites he does and what his girlfriend should be thinking in her head. (which we all no she’s not) I really enjoy reading this and u would prbably find ammusing too.

I really like these parts of his blog: it’s funny.  For example, when he writes “Wow, it’s amazing how absorbed he is with that video game. Defeating the forces of evil is a noble cause. After all, in this age of uncertainty we all need goals.”  It’s funny because it makes it sound like the video game is a real goal that you need to pursue, when we know it’s not.  He also writes “It’s midnight and he’s already passed out like a baby. How cute. While the vomit did get on my shoes, he managed to skillfully avoid my white dress. ” How is that helping her now she needs a new pair of shoes.

I think that I will not write about girls though because i dont like girls i like boys.